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Miscellaneous · November 10, 2012

A Complete Waste of Makeup

according to The Daily Tay

(and when I’m not referring to myself in 3rd person

I also go by Taylor.)

Days I Consider a Complete Waste of Makeup

*Any and all travel days.

No matter how hard I try to look “cute” when traveling

I always end up looking like a sweaty five year old twenty minutes into the trip.

*Shopping days.

I fear dressing room lighting like my grandma fears a round-about traffic stop.

There’s simply no point in even trying to compete with those harsh bulbs.

(That’s why I bring my dog, Harlow, along to soften the blow.)

*Game days. Especially 11:00 a.m. kick offs.

I mean at some point you just have to throw the towel in.

Sloppy is as sloppy does.

*Most Winter Days.

I live in Chicago. i.e. a city of pale skin and brittle hair.

You can only put so much bronzer on…

*Picture Day.

Of any sort. Elementary photos. ID passes. Sorority photos.

It didn’t matter. I always managed to look like an ass hat no matter what.

And just for the record, this was a “joke.” Kind of.

It was the best I could pull off before my house mom told me to

“Straighten up and represent my house in a good manner.” And that’s what I thought I was doing…

Anyway, those are just a few of the days I consider “a complete waste of makeup.”

Granted, there are many, many more.

Now come on over and check out my other ramblings. I love visitors.

The Daily Tay/TwitterDailyTay on Facebook/ Instagram @taylorgracewolfe

And I think that’s all the ways I social media myself. For now…

I’m sure smart tech savvy gals like Neely will come up with more soon enough.



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  • 3 thoughts on “You want to laugh today TRUST ME: A Must Read

    1. Megan

      Wow! Your “Complete Waste of Makeup” days are probably the days I’d pick to wear makeup, Haha. I’ve got to get with the program and try it out at least a few times a week.

    2. Daniela

      OMG, you mean I’m not the only one who looks like crap while traveling, shopping & at sporting events??? I feel so much less alone now 🙂

      Can’t wait to check out your regular blog!


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