A Complete Waste of Makeup
according to The Daily Tay
(and when I’m not referring to myself in 3rd person
I also go by Taylor.)
Days I Consider a Complete Waste of Makeup
*Any and all travel days.
No matter how hard I try to look “cute” when traveling
I always end up looking like a sweaty five year old twenty minutes into the trip.
I fear dressing room lighting like my grandma fears a round-about traffic stop.
There’s simply no point in even trying to compete with those harsh bulbs.
(That’s why I bring my dog, Harlow, along to soften the blow.)
*Game days. Especially 11:00 a.m. kick offs.
I mean at some point you just have to throw the towel in.
Sloppy is as sloppy does.
*Most Winter Days.
I live in Chicago. i.e. a city of pale skin and brittle hair.
You can only put so much bronzer on…
Of any sort. Elementary photos. ID passes. Sorority photos.
It didn’t matter. I always managed to look like an ass hat no matter what.
And just for the record, this was a “joke.” Kind of.
It was the best I could pull off before my house mom told me to
“Straighten up and represent my house in a good manner.” And that’s what I thought I was doing…
Anyway, those are just a few of the days I consider “a complete waste of makeup.”
Granted, there are many, many more.
Now come on over and check out my other ramblings. I love visitors.
And I think that’s all the ways I social media myself. For now…
I’m sure smart tech savvy gals like Neely will come up with more soon enough.