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SH*T google analytics says

So we all use google analytics right?
So for like 2 years I would see people tweet or blog about funny stuff people used to search and find their blogs…but did I ever have anything funny?
NOOOOOOO
But guys lately the funny has been coming at full force.
Today I present to you…

SH*T google analytics says…to search A Complete Waste of Makeup
 I mean sure, what would any of us do without our DVR
I consider myself lucky that the words Dylan and McKay were used to find my blog…True Religion? NO idea
 Ummmm?
 I get that my blog has the words Makeup and Tube in it….Tube for Boob Tube Babble…but gross
 What the eff is grsd?
 This one cracked Chad up….
 YIKES
 I would love to know what this has to do with my blog
 You mention CMM in one blog post and you get 4 searches….You mention Channing Tatum 9 times and you get 1 search?
 Hmmmm
 This one also cracked Chad up
 I just love that this was searched in general… “GUY”
Creepy much?
So there you have it….Crap that was used to find my blog…
If you are now a follower from searching any of these items…welcome!
Happy Monday!

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24 Comments

  1. Laura wrote:

    Too funny!

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  2. Meghan wrote:

    Hahahahaha! I love checking out search terms. I get “cute Asian baby” and “girl with veiny feet”.

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  3. Erin wrote:

    I used to have some funny ones when I used Google analytics. Those were great! What’s with the boy tubes though?

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  4. Michelle P wrote:

    Haha love these!

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  5. Tiff wrote:

    Umm. I have a new favorite from my seaches. Ready. “Bethenney’s husband penis size” WHAA?

    I always love seeing what other peoples drag in!

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  6. Amanda wrote:

    I should do a post like this! Some of these are so funny, I can’t stand it!

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  7. Laura@Cowboy Boots wrote:

    bahahaaha

    wonder what mine says

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  8. Sami wrote:

    Ok so I’m a pretty new blogger but what is Google Analytics and how do I get it?? Haha I’m still learning obvi!

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  9. Kathy Schneider wrote:

    Haha. I love looking at the weird stuff people search to get to my blog too. lol

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  10. The Sweet Life wrote:

    Haha these are hilarious!!! How do you find these?? I would love to check mine out. I’ve been Mia so I have some blog catching up to do. Happy happy Monday!

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  11. MessyDirtyHair wrote:

    Bahaha this is hilarious! But how can I find this for mine??

    Xo messydirtyhair.com

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  12. Mrs. Williams wrote:

    I’m a lil jealous of these – having a food blog means I get pretty boring searches. Some of these are hilarious.

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  13. Michelle C. wrote:

    Dylan McKay…love it!

    I thought of you last Friday…the “Donna Martin Graduates!” episode was on. Ha ha ha!

    90210 rerun junkies…unite!

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  14. Leslie wrote:

    these are hilarious!

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  15. Carol {Everyday Delights} wrote:

    Newest follower on your blog here! That is seriously too funny, I’ll have to look at my traffic!

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  16. Heather wrote:

    People Google some crazy stuff!!

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  17. Molly Jac wrote:

    hahahha I love reading those. I need to check that shiz out and see what’s going down on mine! I’m scared to know…

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  18. Erin wrote:

    why is yours numbered? mine isn’t. weird.

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  19. Meg O. wrote:

    OMG I love google analytics. I love the “guy” in opaque tights! LOL

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  20. Sparkplugwhit wrote:

    I didn’t sure any of those to find your blog, but here I am! 🙂

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  21. Whitney wrote:

    CMM’s hair DOES look stupid. They got that right. 😉

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  22. moosenoose.com wrote:

    I once mentioned courgette in a blog post and then almost 6 months later vagina (as in the vagina monolgues play at the theatre). You can imagine the hits I now get…..

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  23. Sharisse Lopez wrote:

    I search Boob lover tube to get here. 😛

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  24. Wiz wrote:

    Halarious! I never get any good ones!

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