You know those things you do and you wonder does anyone else do this? Is it normal? Is it weird? Am I cray cray?
Here are things I do that I guarantee others do too 🙂
Get jealous when someone gets engaged/married that has been with their significant other less time than you
Get jealous when people get things you want/cant afford
Stalk items you are selling on ebay to see if people are bidding/watching/viewing
Make wishlists at stores or add things to your shopping cart you know you will never ever buy
Roll your eyes when someone you don’t likes tweets/blogs about something bitchy….but still read their blogs/tweets
Wonder what other couples fight about when you fight with your significant other and wonder if you have similar fights
Make stereotypical judgements in your head
Assume the ladies giving you your pedicure are talking shit about you
Have someone retake the picture 3 times because you have the “fat arms” “fat face” “bad nose angle” etc
Anyone else?
Um, yes to some of those. I always put stuff in the shopping cart and when I’m ready to check out, I gradually leave them somewhere around the store. Picture taking, of course everyone has a good side, but others don’t know how to capture it! 🙂 Great post topic!
I was nodding along in agreement to this post! I have had 9 friends get engaged in the last 12 months, and yes I am very happy/excited, but also deep down, there is some secret jealousy! I also get really paranoid when I am getting a pedicure! I swear they must be thinking my feet are huge!
Totally normal! Love the pedicure one!
I definitely think that the ladies talk about me during pedicures – especially since I was once asked if I had “dropped something heavy on my foot” when my feet were all jacked up after running 15 miles. Oy.
umm yes…especially to #1. I am waiting on pins and needles to get that ring on my finger and I get SO jealous every time i see someone ELSE is engaged.
ha I nodded my head in agreement to just about all of them. The pedicure one is a good one!
Yes, yes and yes…I do these things too.
Yes, Yes, and Yes 🙂 Given my relationship state, I shouldn’t care, but I miss the cuteness of being engaged/newlywed, and the formality of that type of commitment…
Have a wonderful Sunday!!
umm YES to just about all of thoes 🙂
kudos to the hilarious barney sign 🙂
Yea to just about all of these… So if your completely crazy, then I guess I am too. 😉
Yes to just about all of them. Totally normal 🙂
definitely yes about getting jealous that others have things I want!
You are definitely not cray cray 🙂 I agree with every single thing you listed!
yes yes yes!!! I love the last one.. I always have to retake pictures a million times, gotta get the good angle 😉
I’m married now, but yes, I know exactly how you feel. It seems like everyone that got married after my hubby and I are now expecting a baby or they’ve just had a baby. Or they ended up with really good jobs with benefits and I’ve landed a great PT job with lots of opportunity but no benefits (which means no medical to cover having a baby).
I don’t even care what the pedicure ladies are saying…lol…they chose to scrub feet and paint toenails for a living – not me. haha
What a cute blog idea! 🙂 And no, you’re not “cray cray” HA. It seems like everyone I know is getting engaged/married. Except, me! HA. Sometimes it really is the hardest thing in the world to be happy for someone else! But we grin and bear it!
I agree with most of these! You’re so not crazy!
The last two are absolutely true for me! I repinned something on Pinterest that said, “I pay $30 to sit and have people talk about me in a different language!” I laughed when I saw it because I swear they really do laugh/talk about me!
I’m definitely a part of the group of people who understands you. (Although, looking at the list you may have just included all of humanity! 😉
I pretty much agree with all of these. I have EIGHT pregnant friends right now. For 7 months both of my college roommates were pregnant with their second kid, and I still live alone. Totally jealous.
Um, I will be the first person to admit that number one majorly applies to me. There are also quite a few others I do too…you’re not alone girl!
Yes tp everything except the last one. That is one of my biggest pet peeves. Everyone takes a bad picture. People need to just get over it. If you are tagged on 542 pictures on Facebook and you look fat in 1 of them I think people will be able to figure out it was just the angle. I get so irritated with friends who make me retake photos or not post them. Seriously…I want to slap them. I would never post a photo that exposes your boobs or anything like that but don’t tell me not to post it because you think that tiny little wrinkle on your neck looks bad.
Definitely short.
haha.. oh so true! All of these are sooooo true!
AMEN sister, yes to them all!
haha, #1 I was like that in my credential program. Everyone (or at least it seemed that way) was getting engaged and my sig other had been together longer. And second to last laughed out loud.
Hahahah I totally do all of these things!!
Oh my word I am guilty of every single one of those! Like seriously! Every. Single. One.
So so so so normal. I do those just about all the time.
I definitely make lots of wishlist on websites of things I will probably never buy.
You are definitely NOT crazy. I tend to get insanely jealous of everyone getting engaged or married…just because Nate and I have been together so long!