OK that’s it, it’s only February and I already hate people. Why? Because of this dang election. I am so over it. Thankfully someone else entered the race and I am throwing all of my support behind him. Who may you ask? Captain Obvious. The obvious choice for President.
He is running for President by you know physically running. He is running, making satirical commentary on life, elections, and even Fashion Week!
He likes to give a little info about each state he visits and this is what he had to say about the great state I live in, Texas.
Hotels.com is supporting Captain Obvious during his race because they believe in simplicity as much as he does – and he’ll need a place to sleep at night. All of that running is bound to make the dude tired! They’ll be providing him with running shoes, socks, shorts, and everything else he needs for his run. Hotels.com sees the presidential race as a creative opportunity to utilize Captain Obvious as a way to be a part of, share in the broader cultural experience, and to engage. Hotels.com is kind of awesome like that. I mean listen, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton have people backing them and the Captain has Hotels.com. By the way all I hear is “I am the Captain now.” Moving on….
If you aren’t following Captain Obvious on Twitter you are missing out. You know those fun Twitter and Instagram accounts everyone is obsessed with? This is one you CAN NOT MISS OUT ON!
Current favorite Captain Obvious tweet: Here’s to wheat, rye, pumpernickel and sourdough. #NationalToastDay
I personally will support anyone who supports the use of carbs.
Do you not agree this is the obvious choice for President? I know I would feel good with him in the White House 🙂
What are you waiting for go ahead and follow him on Twitter and have a laugh today. We all need one!
This is how he feels when you don’t follow him
OK that’s my political rant for this election season. See you in 2020!



Ha !!! Yes I am with you 100% definitely the obvious choice finally !!
This is amazing!! Definitely connecting with Captain Obvious on social media now : )
Over this election too!
Lol! He takes my vote over Trump..
BAHAHA! Fabulous!
hahahah!
I am also WAY over this election. We might as well vote for Captain Obvious with the way things are going! 🙂
Karin | truncationblog.com
THIS is hilarious. Also yes. I, too, am completely over the election. It’s made me really hate social media and interacting with people who feel on opposite ends of the political spectrum, because there just seems to be less tolerance all around these days.
Thank you for much-needed comic relief 🙂
Haha, hilarious! He’s awesome.
Too funny!
captain obvious all the way.
Fantastic, thanks for brightening my day!
This was just what I needed to read. Going to start following!
Ha! Nice! I with you, I’m so over it already!
Haha. YEP! Way better than other candidates. I’m with you.